The following are the top fourty signs that you watch
1.) You walk into church and high five people in the
pews as you walk down the aisle.
2.) You purposely blade yourself while shaving.
3.) Every time you see an Elvis impersonator, you ask
for his autograph and get upset when it's not signed
"Honky Tonk Man"
4.) You attack your friends from behind with a chair,
and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction.
5.) You shake someone's hand, you pause, and hesitate,
while looking around nervously.
6.) You walk up to get your diploma, and the
graduation song is playing, you turn to the audience
and shout "Ooooooh Yeeeaaahhh!" and snap into a Slim
7.) You won't come out of your room until your
parent's play your theme on the stereo.
8.) You Leapfrog over people while playing football,
then turn around, and clothesline them.
9.) Every time you go to church you wait for the
priest to quote something from the Book of Austin.
10.) Every time you leave a room you shout, "AND
THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, SON!"
11.) Everytime you score in a game, you start doing
crotch chops towards your opponent.
12.) You want people to leave you alone, you feel up
your chest, and deeply inhale.
13.) Every time a teacher's pet passes by your desk,
you mumble "Lousy Babyface," and stick your foot out
to trip him.
14.) Every time you walk past someone lying down, you
feel the sudden urge to put them in a Sharpshooter.
15.) Every time you come in contact with a roll of
duct tape, you wrap it tightly around your wrist.
16.) Your teacher gives you detention, you give them a
Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing
your middle fingers.
17.) You find yourself carrying a baseball bat, metal
chair, and 2X4 wooden plank around with you everywhere
18.) You hold regularly scheduled matches with your
stuffed animals, including a monthly PPV called "In
19.) You make a Championship Belt out of cardboard,
aluminum foil, and glitter and then frequently model
in front of a mirror wearing it.
20.) You find yourself spending hours designing ring
props to bring to school to use as this years science
21.) You are constantly telling your brothers, sisters
and/or friends to eat their vitamins and say their
prayers and then they can be like you.
22.) As soon as someone shakes your hand, you follow
with a boot to their mid-section and immediately go
for an Arm-Bar Submission Hold.
23.) You are always getting in trouble for trying to
put a Figure Four Leg Lock on your little brother
24.) You rent a table at the mall for the weekend and
hold an autograph session.
25.) You challenge the school bully, telling him he
can't beat you on his best or your worst day. This is
answered by a solid punch in the nose and when all
hell breaks loose, school officials rush in to break
26.) You took you mothers' wig mannequin and painted
"HELP ME" backwards on its forehead and carry it every
place you go.
27.) You have to be rushed to the ER because you
swallowed the green dye you were planning on spitting
in a classmates face.
28.) You tell your friends you are the neighborhood
"Icon" and demand their respect. They all get pissed
off at you and a feud erupts.
29.) You have to pay to fix the top rail you broke off
the wooden deck attempting a Frog Splash onto your
little brother or sister.
30.) You refer to your girlfriend as your valet.
31.) You spend hours teaching your dog to do a
moonsault off the top of his doghouse.
32.) Every time your boss tells you not to present the
proper corporate image, you call him "The dumbest SOB
you have ever met," and hit him with a Stunner.
33.) You wont enter a room until the lights go out and
there is a fireworks display.
34.) You switch schools swearing that the principal at
your old one screwed you.
35.) You ask you girl friend to get pumped up and
master low blows.
36.) You smash your mothers sewing dummy in the back
with a folding chair.
37.) You lay your little brother or sister on the
kitchen table and do a 450 Splash off the refrigerator
onto him and put him through the table.
38.) You refuse to visit any family members unless you
go in a lear jet and a stretch limo.
39.) You want four weeks worth of video promos of you
shown to anyone before you meet them for the first
40.) You wear white face paint and a long black coat
to school. You rush in and chase 15 of the meanest
kids in school out of the school yard when you see
them pushing three of your friends around.
facts on wrestling
The Crippler Cross Face" was invented by Dean Malenko and not Chris Benoit.
Spike Dudley was a school teacher from Rhode Island before getting into the wrestling business
Kurt Angle's wife is a former stripper
Al Snow is well trained in martial arts, mat grappling, free style, hardcore, and shoot-fight wrestling
Early in his career, Hulk Hogan teamed with "Dizzy Hogan" who would later be known as Brutus Beefcake
Before becoming a wrestler, Val Venis used to race motocross
Mike Awesome and Horace Hogan are cousins (Awesome and Hulk Hogan are not related)
Two days before WrestleMania 9, Hogan was injured in a jet-ski accident. That explains the shiner he had when he wrestled at WrestleMania 9
Kevin Nash introduced Shawn Michaels to his wife, the former Nitro Girl Whisper (Rebecca Curci)
When the Honkeytonk Man beat Ricky Steamboat for the IC title, he was a replacement for "The Natural" Butch Reed who was scheduled to win the gold
Stephanie McMahon works for the WWF as a accountant executive at their New York sales office
Gorgeous George, real name Stephanie Bellars, spent jail time as a teenager for burglaziring a home and slashing a girl's face with a broken beer bottle
Eddie Guerrero's father 'Gori' invented the camel clutch
Ryan Shamrock's real name is Alesha Webb, and she is a topless dancer from Houston, TX
WWF's first pick for the Mr. Perfect gimmick was Terry Taylor
ECW's Dawn Marie appeared in the original Austin Powers MTV special as one of the go-go dancers and actually had a couple of speaking lines
Chris Chetti was the first man to graduate from ECW's School of Hardcore.
Taz and Chris Chetti are cousins
Paul Wight played college basketball at Wichita State
Rick Rude still held half of the NWA tag titles when he signed with the WWF (the NWA later claimed that the Rock 'n' Roll Express regained those titles in a match that never actually took place).
Jerry Jarrett brought Rick Rude to Memphis, and gave him the nickname "Ravishing"
The orginial Midnight Express was a six man tag team in Alabama, consisting of Dennis Condrey, Randy Rose, and Norvell Austin
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat suffered his career ending back injury in a match with Steve Austin, while they were in WCW.
The British Bulldog (Davey Boy Smith) paid the WWF ,000 to get out of his contract to leave for WCW.
Tom "Dynamite Kid" Billington despises his cousin Davey Boy Smith so much, he can't bring himself to say his name.
Emiko Kado, 23, suffered a brain injury that ended her life in only her 15th professional match.
Terry Funk first announced his retirement in 1983.
ECW star Justin Credible competed in the WWF as both P.J. Walker and "The Portuguese Man O' War" Aldo Montoya? He also briefly became the third member of PG-13, going by the name P.G. Walker.
Konnan briefly appeared in the WWF as "Max Moon" in 1992. Konnan played the role of the man who hailed from "outer space" for a single WWF Superstars TV taping/
Ric Flair's children watch WWF RAW is WAR on Monday nights and only switch the channel for Flair's segments.
In 1975, Ric Flair was in a plane crash with Johnny Valentine, Bob Bruggers and "Mr. Wrestling" Tim Woods. Modern medical science said that he'd never wrestle again
From 1986-1989 Ric Flair averaged 34 minutes per-match. In that span he had 19 matches that lasted longer than 50 minutes
Chastity appeared in the adult movie 'Live Bait'
Vampiro's sister is a former Miss Nude Canada
Andre the Giant drank 14 bottles of wine before his match with Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania 3.
Kevin Nash play's Super Shredder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2.
Saturn dated Chyna before she entered the WWF.
The Rock's first character in the WWF was Flex Cavana. He only wrestled under that name once.
Rocky Maivia is a skilled light tackle salt water fisherman.
The Peoples Eyebrow was first named the "Heat Brow". The Rock called it that in college, but he changed the name do to the fact that the name didn't catch on.
The Rock is the Youngest Intercontinental, and World Heavyweight Champion ever in the WWF. He is also the first African American to hold the WWF Championship.
Buff Bagwell, before becoming a wrestler was a model, exotic dancer and acted in a few Soft Porn flicks.
17 months is the age gap between the Steiner Brothers
Leatherface caused the scar on Mick Foley's left arm.
Hulk Hogan earned 1.8 million dollars with his match up against Randy Macho Man Savage at Wrestlemania 5.
Shawn Michaels is a huge Garth Brooks fan.
Sgt. Slaughter's character was portrayed in the cartoon G.I. JOE.
The New Age Outlaws cross their arms above their heads as an alternative for younger fans to do the crotch chop.
Road Dogg fought in Desert Storm.
Tully Blanchard and Ted Dibiase are both preachers across the United States.
Ted Dibiase and Nikita Koloff attend the same church in North Carolina.
Honky Tonk Man and Jerry Lawler are cousins.
Dynamite Kid left the WWF because he got into a backstage brawl with former Quebecer Jacques Rougeau.
Ric flair actually OWNED the WCW world title belt itself up until 1991, as he originally bought it for use by the company using his own money!
WCW paid Ric Flair ,000 to give back the WCW title after he had departed to the WWF in 1991.
Steve Austin learned the art of the interveiw from Brian Pillman. Austin has admitted numerous times that his speaking ability was perfected by Brian Pillman who constantly gave him pointers and advice.
Steve Austin is an antique collecter.
An Austin shirt is sold every 45 seconds around the world.
Terri Runnels was a hair stylist for the Larry King show prior to wrestling.
Ultimate Warrior was the original spokesman for Slim Jim.
Bill Goldberg, Raven, DDP, Dean Malenko, and Barry Horowitz are all jewish.
Raven was a manager in the WWF that went by the name Johnny Polo. Under this name he managed the Quebecers and Adam Bomb.
Sunny aka Tammy Sytch is the most downloaded celebrity in AOL history.
Tom Pritchard aka Zip and Brother Love are brothers.
Shane Douglas and Paul Orndorff are cousins.
Undertaker was brought to the WWF by Brother Love.
Brian Lee (Chainz) was the best man at Mark Callaway's (The Undertaker) wedding
In the RAW tag team tournament of summer 1997 in the WWF, Jerry Lawler teamed with Rob Van Dam.
Rob Van Dam debuted in the WWF against Matt Hardy.
Rob Van Dam has an unique weightlifting record of doing a split across two benches and lifting a 200 lbs Dumbbell, the lift is called the Van Dam Lift and was actually invented by Rob himself! The move is also officially recognised.
All Japan Pro Wrestling hasn't fed it's fans a count-out or a disqualification in over five years.
Road Warrior Animal and Japan veteran Johnny Ace are brothers.
Legion of Doom is the only tag team in wrestling history to hold the AWA, NWA, and WWF tag titles.
Hawk, Animal, the Spoiler, and Jake Roberts were the original members of the Legion of Doom.
Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty won the WWF tag team title from Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart in October of 1990 at a taping for Saturday Night's Main Event. Neidhart had been fired and was filling contractual obligations, which including jobbing the tag titles to another team. In what should have been a minor point, the top rope broke at one point during the match. The Rockers defended the titles for a week after that, but then Neidhart was re-hired by the WWF, and Vince McMahon decided that the title change never actually happened, in one of the goofier decisions of the 90s, and one of many to affect the careers of Shawn and Bret. As an explanation, a story was sent to Pro Wrestling Illustrated about the rope break causing an "unfair working environment" for both teams, and hence the title reign was annulled. This was simply to cover up for the fact that they reported the title change as fact a week prior and needed a reason to no longer report it as such. The title change was edited out of the Main Event broadcast, and thus went down in history that the Rockers never had the belt.